Having scaffolding around the building adds to the 'Belmarsh' effect!

...but only just :)
Seriously though, £12.50 for a tree with lights was a bargain. It'll be in the bin in a couple of weeks anyway!

Check that tagline next to their name. I wonder what the hell their marketing team was thinking?
It seems they've come to their senses now though - its been taken down!

Seriously, worst joke ever.

Fruit skewers with honeydew melon, chocolate & strawberry ice cream with chocolate orange segments and mint matchmakers.

Overall, not a bad cooking effort - considering at midday today I still hadn't decided what I was going to make.

Breaded cod, home cut chips and mushy peas

Chopped cherry tomatoes and parma ham with an olive oil and balsamic dressing on a toasted ciabatta, olives and feta cubes wrapped in serrano ham and bresaola topped with parmesan

Either i hate christmas or my body's nicotine requirements go up this time of year. Whichever it is, my urge to kill is rising...